Trumpet Tree in my garden :)

Walking Backwards

Have you ever been walked into by someone who is walking backwards? Why do those people who walk backwards neglect to look where they are going and rely on the rest of us to move out of the way? Snort!!

Change janglers

You don't even know you're doing it, do you? Don't jangle your loose change in your trouser pockets. At least not near me. It's very annoying, and I might have to tap you firmly on the back of the head with my frying pan. Thank you.